Last week Martin Brunt made a ridiculous report for Sky News about terrorism that looked like it came straight out of Brasseye:
Jonny and I responded with our own report, a homage to Martin’s original:
It’s not every day your brother’s name rhymes with his age – in fact, it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. This year, Bertie turned 30, so I had to do some gift rhymes.
Bob Benedict are a curious directing duo from London. They make epically picturesque short films with strange undertones and hidden depths. It’s a shame they’re so difficult to work with. Anyway, here’s a film they made with me in it. They let me keep the bum bag.
I went out on the road last week, campaigning to get my candidate, Mary Berry, to the top of FHM magazine’s Sexiest Woman charts. The votes are yet to be counted, but I’m quietly confident she’s at least in the top 5…
This is one of my favourite adverts in the world. So truly, truly terrible.